I do not want kids man. No BABY ON BOARD stickers on my whip. No hot cheeto stains on my interior. No Sesame Street sing-a-longs bumpin from my speakers.

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mentatassassin:

housewifeswag:

Back when Daddy used to talk about Mama, he said she was so pretty, she never even had to turn on the stove. She’d just walk into the room and all the water starts to boil.

<3.

love this .gif set

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seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

image

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cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS

cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS

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babythott:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

Lmao

babythott:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

Lmao


blueklectic:

lef-tenant:

Krissychula aka blueklectic (x) on The Purple Wedding

THIS IS PERFECT!!!!
OMG!!!!

(via black-m3rmaid)




rissastinsonwest:

shaz-enrico:

Tha Kool Kids

Omg

(via alkebu-lani)


Suga Mama
Beyoncé
B'Day

dankens:

booche:

let Suga Mama into your life

(via femalebattlecry)


curvewhore:

kingjaffejoffer:

darkmoonperfume:

poweroftheplus:

s1uts:

titytwochainz:

equallyblessed:

thizzelle:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

witchcraftkitty:

sadgirldiscotheque:

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can’t even watch it all. Omg. Omg.

when a o.g speaks, i listen

he got that rick ross flow 

"30 years eatin pussy, gained 50 pounds!" lmfaooo

me in 40 years

somebody come get they uncle sonny

Going live with no teef!

when his deal coming through

I just laughed so fucking hard my face is hurting

Wheewwwww….


livelaughloveatrandom:

heyriahh:

kingjaffejoffer:

Soccer Dad Gettin His

Turn up at the Hyundai dealership 

Yo this is my dude

(via purplordlex)


throwbacksongs:

The-Dream ft. Kanye West - Walkin’ on the Moon

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